Friday, January 6, 2012

It Could Happen To You..And You..And Yes, YOU!

I know a girl who is head over heels in love with her boyfriend. The sun rises and sets on his chubby cheeks. No lie could ever pass through his lips. She cooks his meals, washes his laundry, pays for expenses (that his unemployment doesn't cover), drops her panties at the drop of a hat and supports him in the decision to cut all ties with his best friends and even to walk away from his own daughter. Sounds just like the type of girl every guy wants at his disposal.

To me, she sounds like an easily manipulated, ditzy, homewrecking slore.

n. Cross between "sl*t" and "wh*re". Used to reference a woman who indiscriminately shares the beds of anyone who shows interest, often without protection and/or discretion.

I bet you're wondering where this is going, aren't you? goes:

The best part about this girl is that she just happens to be the type of girl we ALL despise. Oh yes, the "He'd never cheat on me" girl. Better yet, the "He'd never cheat on me although I know he's cheated on his other girlfriends and he's admitted to cheating on me before" girl.

If I were face to face with such a girl I would have this to say:

You are a f*cking moron. 1. He has never been faithful in any relationship he's been in and you know he hasn't. 2. He admitted to sticking his wick into another woman WHILE he was with you!

He says he'd never cheat on you. You defend him and say he loves you, so he'd never put his hands on another woman.

While you're at work stocking shelves and dealing with idiots all day, he's snapping pictures of his downstairs and sending it to other women. You're calling him and he's letting it go to voicemail while he's got some other girls mouth around his junk.

While you're laying next to him at bed at night, all wrapped up in his arms and thinking you're the only one, he's thinking of another scene, going back to earlier in the day to the redhead he was fooling around with.

You can't smell the strange perfume on the fibers of his shirt. You don't notice the stains on his collar, greasy smears that resemble a pair of feminine lips, when you do his laundry.

Lets try of the girls he's been fooling around with, she's had enough of his two-timing and decides to bring the information to you. You deny it, call the girl a crazy sl*t and tell her that he loves you. He'd never do anything to hurt you. Girl, you are the dumbest of the dumb.

The truth is, we'd all like to believe that our boyfriends/husbands are faithful. Its the best feeling of pleasure to think that we're the only girl on his radar.

The harsh truth is that EVERY man is capable of jumping into bed with another woman and they'll come up with any excuse to cover their asses when they do. They were drunk. They couldn't help themselves. They loved you too much. They were scared. They were stoned. WTF?!

Be smarter than the idiots you're dealing with. No matter what bs excuse a guy can come up with, it all amounts to the same thing. The man you love, the one that claims to love you more than life itself, was playing hide the sausage with some other STD infested skank. He put his hands on another woman. Kissed another woman. He betrayed you..don't be f*cking moronic enough to play into his bs and let him get away with it.

When the proof is staring you in the face, don't look for a loophole. You aren't special, at least not like he told you you were. You were only meant to last as long as his attention span, and you've been replaced.


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